I hate it when a sentence doesn’t end like i potato

Ok so ive been off for a while anyways im back.  I promised about not being deep or sentimental any more. So this post is gonna be exactly that….
……  Or is it?

So kids here’s my take on a random topic with no significance in your life. But you’re still gonna read it coz it has big words. Nice thoughts and jokes that russel peters farted out of his ass.

So umm…  Have you ever eaten a bag of chips? Along with pepsi and a chocolate?

If you have. Then you’ll know what im talking about. If you haven’t i suggest you kill yourself and use you aorta as a straw to drink the aforementioned pepsi.

Chips chocolates and pepsi. Thats like a combo made in heaven.

Ronald McDonald and colonel sanders were once playing a game of zinger vs mc chicken. And when they both were fighting. The lord himself told them to shut up and take their cholesterol levels up their dead arses. And the lord himself grew a meal of magic.
A meal of pure happiness and joy and love and orgasmic levels of pleasure.

After he grew the plant of the meal he realized how dangerous it could be if it fell into the wrong hands.  So he divided the meal into 3.
A crunchy bag of potato chips.  Deep fried potatoes rubbed with a heavenly patented mix of herbs and spices.

A bottle of the nectar of the gods. Pepsi. (recipe patented)

And a chocolate bar. (do you really need an explanation for chocolate you dimwitted loser stop reading stuff in parentheses )

Up till world war 2 this meal hadnt been consumed properly.  But the Nazis found out about it.  They ate it. And when the Americans and Russians found out they wanted them to share.  But the nazis didn’t.  ( you retard. I told you not to read stuff in brackets)

Anyways yea thats why the world war happened.  True story.

Yeah so umm….  Oh ya…  Ok.  Umm yeah so i was introduced to this meal by this one guy in my class..  He was a member of the illuminati. again. True story. So ya the illuminati hid this meal for decades until people found out about it. Which led to their demise.

So yeah i guess its a really round about way of saying but… Uhh i really think arvind kejrival shouldn’t have resigned….

Kidding.
Getting
Back
On
Track
Now

So yeah have that combo sometime…  ( YOU STUPID RETARD WTF IS UP WITH YOU?  HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU MOT TO READ STIFF IN THE BRACKETS?)

Oh and
Ps.
If you’re reading this.  Yeah you. You know im talking about you. ( you read it again didnt you?  You inbred piece of toast.)

Pps.

I like potatoes.

-bhavya

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