My words are cheap, my thoughts are expensive.
My neuroses are extravagant, my philosophy is extensive.
My wallet is full. I hope i can help you float your boat.
So read my spare change, but know that it comes from a larger note.
Just open your hand. Let me put the coins in , open your mind, let me put some life lessons in there.
These coins of wisdom are all that you’ll get. I would put in more But thats all im willing to spare.
So be happy with what you get, don’t sweat it. Keep that smile wide don’t think about it.
I know you think you’re equal, but we’re seperated by 90 ft tall cocktail spoons stuck firmly in a bunch of 9 mm slits
Did you see what i did there?
How could you.
your brain is just a little chimp that can do a few tricks.